November 18, 2008
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Butt Kickin’ Busy
There’s just way to much to be done this week. And people just keep finding more fun things for me to do.
Tomorrow is our Point of Dispensing (POD) exercise. We’ll bring 3500 kids from K-12 through the arena and give flu vaccinations. In roughly 7 hours. Probably only 1000 will actually get vaccinated. The rest just go through the motions. It’s an extension of Disaster Preparedness and Home Security.
Which means I get to poke little kids’ arms. Revenge is Mine!
And on a lighter note…
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, ‘Where did you get that turkey?’
The boy replied, ‘What turkey?’
The game warden said, ‘That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.’
The boy looks down and said, ‘Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!’
The game warden said, ‘Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?’
The little boy said, ‘I guess I’ll just kiss his ass and let him go!’
Comments (4)
Too funny,, both, the poking of little kids,
and the turkey story. Ha… ripe for the season, no?
Be well,
*~matthew~*
Wait wait wait….they are letting a doctor, and a pathologist at that, give injections? To children? I didn’t think you guys (meaning all doctors) were even trained on the theory & practice of intramuscular injection, since this has been the domain of nurses for decades.
Your joke reminds me of one of my favorite “Southern boy” jokes…
A man sits down at a table in a restaurant with his two young sons and the waitress looks at the oldest son and says, “What’ll you have to eat, honey?”
The oldest son says, “I’ll have a goddamn cheeseburger.”
The father reaches over and smacks the oldest son, knocking him out of his chair.
The waitress tries to cover up by asking the youngest son, “Well, what’ll you have to eat, sugar?”
The youngest son says, “You can bet your sweet ass I ain’t gonna have no goddamn cheeseburger!”
Have fun poking the little ones tomorrow.
Wait… that didn’t come out right…
Ha!