December 16, 2008

  • Random

    -Best (paraphrased) line from Special Someone’s Christmas Party: “I don’t understand all the resistance to gay marriage.  After all, it’s the heterosexuals that are giving birth to all the new gay people.” (Todd a.k.a. Brittany)

    -How did I ever manage Xmas shopping before the advent (pun) of the Internet?

    -The only positive thing about it being soooooooooo cold is that it makes my nipples hurt.

    -I must remember to never listen to my sister’s advice when it comes to buying gifts for my Mother.

    -The level of passive-aggressiveness around here seems to be increasing as we get closer to Christmas.

    -I just bought a Bass Pro gift card for my nephew for Christmas.  I could feel Pink Points dropping off with every keystroke.

    -A cocktail of Febreeze, Liquid Lysol and toilet bowl cleaner makes for a “stiff” drink.

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