December 16, 2008
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Random
-Best (paraphrased) line from Special Someone’s Christmas Party: “I don’t understand all the resistance to gay marriage. After all, it’s the heterosexuals that are giving birth to all the new gay people.” (Todd a.k.a. Brittany)
-How did I ever manage Xmas shopping before the advent (pun) of the Internet?
-The only positive thing about it being soooooooooo cold is that it makes my nipples hurt.
-I must remember to never listen to my sister’s advice when it comes to buying gifts for my Mother.
-The level of passive-aggressiveness around here seems to be increasing as we get closer to Christmas.
-I just bought a Bass Pro gift card for my nephew for Christmas. I could feel Pink Points dropping off with every keystroke.
-A cocktail of Febreeze, Liquid Lysol and toilet bowl cleaner makes for a “stiff” drink.
Comments (7)
I have a few people I’d LOVE to see drink that “cocktail.”
The cold makes your nipples hurt, and that’s a good thing? Move over special someone…I think I’ve found my match.
We just get downright bitchy in our office the closer Xmas gets here.
I love the best line quote.. that really got me to chuckle..
I see Viewtiful_Justin is pushing his way past S.S.
Tsk.. Tsk…. lol
*~matthew~*
Another nipple play guy, eh? Hubba hubba!
Sounds like a very inetersting party….
Um…12 pink points to be precise…you’re supposed to encourage them away from that crap…not enable it.