December 30, 2008
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Eleven Days
Eleven days between posts. I’m getting slack.
Holiday party. Christmas Eve at Special Someone’s Grandfather’s House. Christmas day lunch at Special Someone’s Mother’s house. Hofer Christmas. Soup and Sandwich Game Night. Pre-New-Year Soiree.
All of that in the space of a week. All went well. No squabbling. No serious injuries. No food poisoning. Good company. Good presents.
That would be the synoptic version of Christmas. Holiday Party pictures are on the photoblog. I have a few more to add but probably not until the weekend.
My two favorite presents…8 hours of Garage Organization/Yard Ape time and The Big Penis Book. The former will be incredibly useful, the latter incredibly entertaining.
Did you ever consider the amount of blood it takes to keep a 12+ inch penis erect? To fill the spongiosum could take 1/8 of the intravascular blood volume of the average male.
Imagine getting light-headed or passing out every time you got an erection. Bummer.
Comments (10)
That’s really entertaining. I may have to try to find this book…
You get the coolest presents!!
and Happy New Year to you and special someone!!
I want that book!
Welcome back to posting.
Hehe, now I can impress my hubby with that wonderful trivia about the penis……….. can’t wait to hear what he has to say
That’s why I try never to have an erection.
Hmm,, I would stay and post a very witty comment but
I suddenly have the urge to find a particular book at Amazon.com.
(oh, and I certainly couldn’t top titus_bigglesworth’s comment,, too funny)
Happy New Year to both you and S.S. from this side of Michigan
*~matthew~*
In my experience – - and it has been VAST – - most of the gay men with 12 inches tend to be big old bottoms who don’t to use the gift that God gave them.
Maybe that’s why they’re all bottoms. Maybe if I passed out every time I got hard, I’d be more of a bottom too.
And if you say, “How could YOU be MORE of a bottom?,” I’ll slap your face with the inches I have!
Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Glad to hear you had a wonderful time over the holidays. Happy New Year!!!
The big penis book intrigues me!
@apocatim -
agreed, i was looking at some entries and skimming others when o then stopped at the book and read “Big Penis Book”