January 28, 2009

• (n)ICE

  I spoke to my Maternal Unit today.  Apparently Southern Indiana is one big field of ice.  Many of her neighbors are without power due to ice-coated branches taking down power lines.

  Which means she has several neighbors as guests for a while.  Apparently there’s going to be a whole lotta Bridge playin’ goin’ on.

  It’s a balmy day in South Dakota.  It’s actually 32F.  Any day that snow melts this time of year is a gift from <insert deity, higher power or curse word>.

  I’ve also got whole bunch of prostate going on.  Not mine of course.  Nobody would pay for ME to look at MY prostate (although that’s another story for another time).  And I’m definitely getting paid well to look at other people’s prostates.

  I’ve really been on a Cooking Channel spree lately.  I printed off a dozen or so recipes for appetizers that I saw made over the weekend.  The buffalo chicken cheddar fritters look pretty amazing.

  And finally…

  Men never seem to learn not to mess with women! 
  
  

  A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
  
  

  A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did.
  
  

  The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
  
  

  Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin,”Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”
  
  

  Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself.

   

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