September 29, 2009
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Random
1. If her name is Daisy and she’s not a cow then you know she’s older than Dirt.
2. Bridesmaids should not get a great tan while wearing a halter top before donning their strapless backless bridesmaid dress.
3. Bridesmaids should not get a great tan while wearing a wife-beater top before donning their strapless backless bridesmaid dress.
4. When considering choices of bridesmaid’s dresses the Bride should find out about the location of all tattoos on the bridesmaids. And then choose different bridesmaids.
5. If its got Oreos and Cool Whip in it it isn’t a salad.
6. South Dakota weddings and Southern Indiana weddings are very different productions indeed.
Comments (9)
sounds like a nightmare.
I don’t understand do they get tans before they put on the shirts or while the top is on, leaving marks??
Wow, what kind of trailer wedding did you go to? Do you remember that show on like the redneck channel or something that had super redneck weddings or something. I dont remember names… not good with names… but yeah it had stuff like that.
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Gary who is this oddly positioned asian boy in your picture? did you change?
That sounds like a Midwest wedding. Yup. I’d love to leave the Midwest, but this stuff.. you just can’t replace it!
Oh my…. I am really gonna need some pictures for this one Doc.
*~matthew~*
OY sounds like a fun wedding………….. in a sit is the corner, poiting and snickering way..
Eek. I’d have been making catty comments into my oreo salad all night.
And…in response to #1: Or a whore.
You sure this wasn’t a wedding in Tennessee?