March 11, 2010
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Sturgis! Well…kinda sorta
It’s March…and that means Papa Luigi! As a fundraiser for our hospital foundation Papa Luigi travels to a different destination every year. This year Papa went to Sturgis.
If you’ve never heard of Sturgis…you need to get out more often. It is a huge, week-long Harley Davidson motorcycle rally held every year in Sturgis, SD. Think 24/7 drunken debouchary.
It was upright on my flashdrive. The theme for our table was Tattoos. We “inked” a lot of people that night.
Some of my guests…
Yours truly at the back of the table. That vest was purchased a mere 6 hours before the event. I decided to forego the chaps.
The emcee was a local auctioneer and the guy in black the Executive Director of the foundation.
Two of my guests…Abby and Ross…were celebrating their 6th Wedding anniversary.
This was their reaction when I announced their anniversary from the podium…as well as indicating that I got them the traditional gifts for a 6th wedding anniversary.
Candy and Iron.
Their goodie basket. For candy…his and hers edible undies, a candy whip, gummi penis and gummi boobs. For iron…handcuffs.
(It should be noted that Abby asked if she had to give the handcuffs back. She also informed me two days later that the gummi boobs and penii were really good!)
One of the “Sturgis” games. Each contestant has a “ball sac” made of two tennis balls in a leg of pantyhose. The idea is to smack the tennis ball in front of you with your “low hangin’ balls” and knock it across the finish line.
Melissa got some fresh ink in a sweet spot before the night was over.
This is how you Gay up a Harley.
My able bodied assistant!
Mel got more than one tattoo that night!
Comments (8)
LMAO @ the gay Harley picture. Too cute. I’m on the 4th season, btw.
Well, that’s so cute. I’ve known about the Sturgis rally since I was teeny. My dad was obsessed with going for a while…I don’t think he ever went, actually.
That is one gay harley! Candy and iron? lol, love it! I went to Sturgis when I was a kid. the only time I’ve been to South Dakota.
My favorite uncle goes up to Sturgis EVERY year and always brings me back a t-shirt which coincidentally sit in my closet for about two years and then i throw it away. Did you and able-bodied assistant drive off into the dusty Sturgis sunset on that harley? lol
@PlazaBoy - Uh…no. Sitting on a non-moving motorcycle is as close as I get to riding one. I’ve never actually been to Sturgis during the rally.
Feel free to post a picture of you wearing your latest rally t-shirt…:D
@Anatomicsd -
Oh ho, absolutely not. I have never put on one of those shirts in my life and i’m not about to start.
Hilarious
that sounds like a fun game. and you totally gayed that bike up