October 9, 2008
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Deadly Funny
So…one of the Maintenance Men comes up to me yesterday.
MM: “Hey, Doc. I hear there’s been a water leak in the morgue bathroom.”
Doc: “Yep. They’ve got the leak fixed but the area around the toilet is a mess.”
MM: “I know. I’m supposed to replace ceiling tiles and prime/paint the walls.”
Doc: “Sure.”
MM: “I’d like to do that tomorrow. Have you got anything planned for the morgue?”
(silence)
(silence)
MM: “Well? Anything planned for the morgue?”
Doc: “We don’t exactly PLAN things for the morgue. It’s not party central…although I suppose you could say that people DROP by unexpectedly.”
Comments (6)
It was a boring day for you, wasn’t it?
That’s funny! But also sad! I can’t imagine seeing dead people everyday. I would want to know all about the person and somehow put them at rest, maybe offer up something to the Spirit world. Ok so maybe being a dead person poker isn’t the right job for me.
That was the sound of the drum kit…ba dum bump!
ha,, that did give me a chuckle there Doc…
happy almost Friday.
*~matthew~*
haha
Wow…dense much?