October 23, 2008

• It’s a Gas Gas Gas…

  Today was the hospital Chili Cookoff.  Your’s truly didn’t enter the contest do to time constraints.

  As I sat down and sampled various chilis ($2 bottom-less bowl) I was struck by an interesting thought.

  Roughly 50 hospital employees wandered through to try out the goodies.

  50 hospital employees consuming bean laden edibles.

  50 hospital employees that presumably have functioning colons.

  50 hospital employee colons containing gas producing bacteria.

  There could be Malodorous Mayhem on the patient floors.

  I just hope nobody causes a spark.

  • 3:51 pm
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