October 7, 2008

• Cuz it’s the Tuesday thing to do.

   

  I pinched this from Viewtiful_Justin’s blog.  He answered with candor.  I’m answering with flippancy.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am:  a quasi-professional smartass and master of sexual innuendo.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think:  often and well.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know:   more than is good for me.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I have:   an itch in a place that I can’t scratch in public.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I wish:   there was a lottery ticket out there with my name on it.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I hate:  the fact that my cleaning don’t put things back after they move them to dust.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I miss:  virginity.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I fear:  the continuation of the Republican regime.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I hear:  much more gossip than I share.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I smell:  the John Vavartos Vintage cologne that I put on this morning.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I crave:  salty snacks.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I search:  almost daily for my damn checkbook.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I wonder:  if I’ll ever be able to retire.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I regret:  not grabbing that second bag of teriyaki chicken jerky from the snack tray in the doctor’s lounge.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I love:  Special Someone but let’s keep that our little secret.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I ache:  when I eat too much.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am not:  a talented pianist.  Actually I’m not a pianist at all.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I believe:  cats have access to a parallel universe.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I dance:  to the detriment of others.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I sing:  rather well but don’t do so very often.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I cry:  at funerals.  That’s why I tend to avoid them.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I fight:  like a girl…with poison.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I win:  when I really want to.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I lose:  when I really want to.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I never:  have had sex with a woman.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I always:  carry my wallet.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I confuse:  blue and black when choosing clothes early in the morning.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I listen:  carefully.  Everything has potential for blackmail.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can usually be found:  by anyone that is looking for me.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am scared:  of heights.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I need:  some kind of noise in whatever environment I’m in.

  ·                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am happy about:  Special Someone getting closer to finishing his bathroom.

  I imagine:  I’ll wander off and grab a cup of coffee.

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